Posted by
Lucas J. Boy on Friday, November 21, 2008 12:52:37 PM
First there was the recent video message from al-Qaeda's Ayman al-Zawahri which, rather impoliticly, called president-elect Barack Obama a "house negroe". Now two new videos have surfaced, one from Hector Rodriguez, Cuba's Minister of Truth, warning the young Obama not to become an "Uncle Tom"; and, then, another from North Korea's Seong "Sunny" Kwang-Sun, administrative advisor to the corpse formerly known as Kim Jong-Il, who derisively refers to the biracial, soon-to-be 44th United States president as an "Oreo".
People, people. Come on, all you haters out there. Didn't you get the memo? The Messiah's Advent is nigh. For it is written (in the New York Times, I believe) that He will unite all the peoples of the Earth into One Blessed Union of Souls, a color-blind paradisiacal society purged of all vestiges of racism. In the meantime, quoting the esteemed philosopher Rodney King, "C-c-c-can't we all just g-g-get along?".